The dogs I am house sitting--okay, no wait, that's not fair, ONE OF THE DOGS I am house sitting woke me up at 5:30 this morning and just Would Not Shut Up so I figured something drastic was about to happen and dragged myself out of bed and walked them both in my PJ bottoms and highschool hoodie, and she was completely uninterested in anything but ( Read more... )

 Not that there's really anything anyone could have said that would have prepared me for today's clusterfuck, but. I blaaaaame you.

Herein lies the account of the Mary Kay Party From Hell.

( step into my parlour... )

Fic is off to beta *collapses* 5k in two days, augh life, WHY.

I'm sorry I haven't replied to comments yet, but I'm exhausted so they'll have to wait just a little bit longer.

In the meantime, have this gif of other awesome manhugs:


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Dear T-Hard,

( I have found your soulmate. )

God, i am so tired. And Hawaii Five Oh was SO GOOD. (THANK YOU PENNY) Did all y'all perk up ( when that one mildly spoilery thing happened? )

*crawls to post*

It's done, the Chin/Kono. Weighing in at 4.7k (wtfwtfwtf) and rated NC17 (whaaaaaat) and i'll post it tomorrow, bbs, i'm so ridiculously tired I would just make a mess of the HTML. Also, the mini dictionary. Chin, it's so ridiculously sexy when you speak Hawaiian, but goddddd it sucks when i don't have a team of people ready to ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas! Have a pineapple field full of H5O fics.

Chain of Command by leupagus : Toppy!Steve! I don't know why there isn't more of this, except that maybe writers think Angry = Toppy? Or they just want to see Steve get some sense fucked into him. BUT ANYWAY, THIS WAS GREAT. Even though the only thing i hear when someone says "Commander" is Galaxy ( Read more... )

A family friend is staying with us, and for reasons unknown he scares the shit out of one of my dogs, who woke me up with her pacing and crying at five in the morning. So understandably, i'm a little bit torn between doing an Enlightening Picspam/Whatever of the totally entertaining H5O, and an Enlightening Picspam/Whatever of the totally fictional ( Read more... )

I'm back. In AK. It's cool, it's fun, it's great, my BFFs are all amazing--two of them pitched in to buy me Sherlock Holmes (!!!) and the third brought me a painting from Costa Rica (!!!)--and it's all been very hectic and busy and.

There's a crying jag coming. Like a storm brewing on the horizon. (Like a trite metaphor in a C-lister's LJ.) But i'm ( Read more... )

This is the obligatory I AM NOT DEAD post to tell you...well, i am actually dead. Or about as dead as one can be while still being alive and fairly unharmed.

THE SHORT SHORT OH MY GOD INFINTESSIMAL VERSION is thus: Everything Was Amazing and a Grand Time Was Had By All. I will give you the longer version soon to keep me from freaking out about the ( Read more... )